There are already some honest reviews about the acting/effects/etc. so I will approach this review from a different angle.

I had hopes of a very good B-Movie, which is why I purchased the movie at a very cheap price (fortunately). I am a Christian, but the title didn’t automatically equal blasphemy. In fact, the only place where the “red flags” went up was at the very end when the script writer decided to give his interpretation of who Jesus was… a man who said some great things to live by, but but not the Son of God (my interpretation of the actual words spoken).

That statement at the end could have been overlooked if the rest of the product would have been of some ‘B’ quality. ALthough the writer had an idea of what Jesus would have been capable of doing, the writer showed no ability of having a Jesus who was complex and cohesive.

The movie idea was very promising, but it didn’t even come close to the expectations of mine.
Rating: 2 / 5

When you hear the title, Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter, you think Jesus Christ, in full linens, Hunting Vampires. Instead of this, I watched 90 minutes of pure crap! Jesus only looks like Jesus for the first few scenes, and then runs around Vancouver like a punk rocker, (By the way, a Canadian Punk is absolutley impossible)plus Jesus fights more Athiests than Vampires! The Movie had the chance to be raw and hilariously offensive, but intead the Writer/Director played it safe, thus losing the humor. This movie is Garbage, the creator should take this story and sell it to someone who could do something great with the idea, Like Trey Parker.
Rating: 1 / 5

For the love of mike, avoid this movie! I purchased it based on the review and in the belief that eveything is either funny/dumb, or dumb/funny. this movie was just BAD. This makes the Story of Ricky look like an oscar winner. The script was pretty bad, the acting is worse. The charachters have a problem conveying realistic emotion and either look like their reciting lines they’ve memorized, or they’re so over the top, its stupid. It just wasnt good. I’ve tried giving away my copy to everyone I know, they watch it and give it back, blaming me for having poisoned them with this bad, bad movie. you could do so much better by watching paint age or grass grow. I’d rather get fat than watch this movie again. If I could have given it negative stars, I would have.
Rating: 1 / 5