Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires
April 30th, 2010
Description
Sexy vampire Catherine and her sidekick Lendel are on the run from ruthless vampire hunters. In their search for freedon they hide out in a small redneck town, where Catherine plots to turn the backwoods folks into her own vampire slave army. Leading to the Tripe Day Festival where blood, gross out humor and physical comedy blend together in an un-natural and unforgettable way.This product is manufactured on demand using DVD-R recordable media. Amazon.com’s standard return … More >>
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One Response to “Bloodsucking Redneck Vampires”
Are you looking for an intelligent movie? Then you defintely do not want to buy this DVD!
However, if you are looking for the campy and zanie humor that results when you turn a backwater town full of the absolutely worst examples of trailer trash that you only see on the Jerry Springer show or the national news after a tornado rips through a mobile home park then this is the movie to buy.
Fake vampire teeth, unknown cast, beer guzzling, bad country music, tripe and lots of good old country boys are just some of the features in this movie.
My favorite line in the movies was, “Calculus IS a venereal disease.” After Calculus 1, 2 & 3, Physics with Calculus, a whole host of engineering courses that used Calculus I am inclined to agree.
Rating: 5 / 5